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Reblogged from gamzadoodle-makarkles  408 notes
wubbee:

PROGRAM AI BRO RUNNING JOURNAL RECORD DIAGNOSIS ==>Journal log 120: Subject 69 has experienced a mutation from the desired limeblood. Making note of grubs differentiated genetic structure….complete.
Subject 69 exhibits higher brain functions than other subjects.
Subjects 1 through 68 of limeblood project terminated. Renamed operation matyr red. Subject 69, now subject zero: Signless is in gestation.
Journal log 353: Subject Zero: Signless has reached full maturity. All systems functioning normal. Preliminary tests successful so far. Mutant blood, matyr red successful completion of troll genome with full control of hemotypes. We are pleased to announce that the twenty years since the troll bio-engineer project began, we have created the opus magnus of the program.
Blood samples were taken from subject zero signless to create two new grubs, subject 1 and subject 2, codenamed KK1 and KK2. We are looking forward to seeing what Subject zero Signless is capable of. Today will be the day we bring him to full consciousness and remove him from the motherchamber.
His birth will begin an age of peace for mankind. He will bring peace and complete control to all and any troll hemotype. We have finally done it.
Journal log 510: error…..error…..
Unstable. Mad. Dangerous. Subject Zero….error….too late…to late….
*ERROR* FILES CORRUPTED. NO MORE DATA CAN BE PULLED FROM THIS FILE < AI BRO CEASE RUN PROGRAM ==> INQUIRY INCOMPLETE
(( And the first page/part of something I’m working on. A more dark AU for Homestuck. It is called…. Mayhemstuck >:3  Next up I will be posting up a “family photo” Enjoy this in the meantime!))

wubbee:

PROGRAM AI BRO RUNNING JOURNAL RECORD DIAGNOSIS ==>Journal log 120: Subject 69 has experienced a mutation from the desired limeblood. Making note of grubs differentiated genetic structure….complete.

Subject 69 exhibits higher brain functions than other subjects.

Subjects 1 through 68 of limeblood project terminated. Renamed operation matyr red. Subject 69, now subject zero: Signless is in gestation.

Journal log 353: Subject Zero: Signless has reached full maturity. All systems functioning normal. Preliminary tests successful so far. Mutant blood, matyr red successful completion of troll genome with full control of hemotypes. We are pleased to announce that the twenty years since the troll bio-engineer project began, we have created the opus magnus of the program.

Blood samples were taken from subject zero signless to create two new grubs, subject 1 and subject 2, codenamed KK1 and KK2. We are looking forward to seeing what Subject zero Signless is capable of. Today will be the day we bring him to full consciousness and remove him from the motherchamber.

His birth will begin an age of peace for mankind. He will bring peace and complete control to all and any troll hemotype. We have finally done it.

Journal log 510: error…..error…..

Unstable. Mad. Dangerous. Subject Zero….error….too late…to late….

*ERROR* FILES CORRUPTED. NO MORE DATA CAN BE PULLED FROM THIS FILE < AI BRO CEASE RUN PROGRAM ==> INQUIRY INCOMPLETE

(( And the first page/part of something I’m working on. A more dark AU for Homestuck. It is called…. Mayhemstuck >:3  Next up I will be posting up a “family photo” Enjoy this in the meantime!))

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casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.