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sext:
fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
PROGRAM AI BRO RUNNING JOURNAL RECORD DIAGNOSIS ==>Journal log 120: Subject 69 has experienced a mutation from the desired limeblood. Making note of grubs differentiated genetic structure….complete.
Subject 69 exhibits higher brain functions than other subjects.
Subjects 1 through 68 of limeblood project terminated. Renamed operation matyr red. Subject 69, now subject zero: Signless is in gestation.
Journal log 353: Subject Zero: Signless has reached full maturity. All systems functioning normal. Preliminary tests successful so far. Mutant blood, matyr red successful completion of troll genome with full control of hemotypes. We are pleased to announce that the twenty years since the troll bio-engineer project began, we have created the opus magnus of the program.
Blood samples were taken from subject zero signless to create two new grubs, subject 1 and subject 2, codenamed KK1 and KK2. We are looking forward to seeing what Subject zero Signless is capable of. Today will be the day we bring him to full consciousness and remove him from the motherchamber.
His birth will begin an age of peace for mankind. He will bring peace and complete control to all and any troll hemotype. We have finally done it.
Journal log 510: error…..error…..
Unstable. Mad. Dangerous. Subject Zero….error….too late…to late….
*ERROR* FILES CORRUPTED. NO MORE DATA CAN BE PULLED FROM THIS FILE < AI BRO CEASE RUN PROGRAM ==> INQUIRY INCOMPLETE
(( And the first page/part of something I’m working on. A more dark AU for Homestuck. It is called…. Mayhemstuck >:3 Next up I will be posting up a “family photo” Enjoy this in the meantime!))
when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
weepinduo
Oh…well…in that case…
DEMON BABY!!!!!
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.
because everyone needs benedict’s rainbow eyes on their blog
More like galaxy eyes
0% Walking to my toilet, brb.
15% Uh.
30% You’re kinda cute, I guess.
45% Awh.
50% Small crush, nbd.
65% Ok more of a crush, nbd ; I still need to get to know you.
80% I really want to talk to you…
95% Me, you, bed.
100% Will you be mine?
DO IT.
happy birthday to me
i need mental help
You need to go to gay baby jail is what you need
no go away
this is the gay baby police you are going to jail
JESUS TUMBLR
Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.
haha the 3ds is LAME
shit.